butt nut

a large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the -n-s.
when she examined her -n-s in the shower, her fingers encountered a b-tt nut the size of a soy bean.
a person who tunes pianos
i’m looking for this piano tuner. yeah, the b-ttnut.
similar to a f-cknut, but toned down for your grandmother.
one who is nuts for b-tts, that is, an -n-l s-x enthusiast. can refer to straight or gay people, though it is likely to be taken as offensive when used to describe a gay person.
remember that girl i started hooking up with at the party? turns out she’s a total b-tt-nut. fortunately, she’s really -n-l about personal hygiene.
another word for hemorrhoids.
d-mn, my b-ttnuts are really burning!
the result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the t-st-cl-s are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an -ss-like shape. can also be used in replacing a noun.
that guy on “trading sp-ces” has b-ttnuts!

hey, b-ttnuts, get over here!
the situation when josh wilson’s nuts retreat into his b-tt, a sign of anger and bewilderment.
josh wilson got b-tt nuts after being called poor.

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