butt pastie


an -n-l excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the -n-l cavity before pastie construction.
i found some corn in my girlfriends b-tt pastie!
two girls, one cup -ssplay sh-tfood howdidienduphere
b-tt pasty. not the kind of tasty cornish pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the -n-s; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.
i just left a nasty b-tt pastie on her chest.

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