Butt Phone


a b-tt phone is a device used by technicians (and rarely ever home users) working on telecommunications networks to diagnose issues within the communications systems.

all the numbered b-ttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. hence, the term b-tt phone.
example 1:
technician: “i have my b-tt plugged into the line”

example 2:

technician: “i love my b-tt phone”

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