Butt pregnancy


the act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one’s r-ct-m after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the -n-s
marcus: dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now

henry: yeah, we should go unload together

(both marcus and henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)

marcus: this is going well so far

henry: yeah, my dump is go…

marcus: ahhhhhh!!!

henry: dude, are you okay? why did you just interrupt me? are you constipated?

marcus: it’s worse than constipation! oh goodness, i think i have a b-tt pregnancy!

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