Butt Pumpkin
bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard ‘rabbit t-rd’, yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.
large round t-rds that require work and time to p-ss.
almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
hollyfeld: knock knock “dude, you ok in there?”
java: grunting/strained “i’m fine. just planting some b-tt pumpkins from all that moussaka last night”
{contributing editor lazlo hollyfeld – thank you for your creative prowess}
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noun. 1. an unusually large, solid bowel movement or portion thereof. 2. a person or thing which behaves in a manner reminiscent of an unusually large, solid bowel movement.
“that b-ttpumpkin got wasted, p-ssed out on my bed and left a m-ssive b-ttpumpkin in the laundry hamper!”
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