butt ranger
one who l-sts after guys -sses
that b-tt ranger would love to stick his pole up your -ss
a gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. said persons usually only -ssociate with one person: either a much fatter b-tt ranger or a h-m-s-xual black man. activities include: watching “daria”, blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking sh-tty beer, shaving their heads, growing t-st-cl-s, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once straight to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. ever.
i tried to have this conversation with a b-tt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don’t cry in men’s underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
one who squeezes b-tts regardless of previously knowing the person
pr-nounced berangér
“she just pinched that artsy guys b-tt”
“yeah shes a b-ttranger”
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