Butt Rodeo
invite your friends over and get them to hide in the closet. then, get your girlfriend going doggy style and quickly jam it in her -rs- while grabbing her hair and yelling “b-tt rodeo! b-tt rodeo!” then, have your friends jump out of the closet and turn the lights on while you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
b-tt rodeo! b-tt rodeo!
when you are doing a girl doggie style and all of a sudden say either, “your sister was better” or “my sister is better” and hold on for dear life until you are “bucked” off of the girl.
steve: yeah i got 8 seconds at the b-tt rodeo last night!
bob: sweet -ss! did you say your sister or hers?
steve: mine!
bob: haha
steve: haha
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