butt rust
the dry rusty colored sh-t around your -sshole when you dont wipe well enough…it really burns and its hurts making it hard to move…it also hurts extremely bad when you take a dump if you already have it…the best way to get rid of it is with some wet tp or paper towels
dude…i can’t move…my b-tt rust hurts…ahhh it burns
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the off-brown discoloration inside the undershorts. b-tt rust, also known as “skid mark” is usually the result of high pressure farting and / or lack of sufficient wiping of the -n-s.
“d-mn, frank sure has b-tt rust on his undies here.”
it’s when you don’t wipe your b-m good enough after taking a p–p. your b-m can get poo crusties and make your -sshole itch.
i’ve got a bad case of b-tt rust this morning after all that drinking and p–ping i did last night. p–p.
is when one neglects to clean or wipe properly betwixt their glute cheeks and a flaky orange/brown build up of p–p deposit happens. b-tt rust has been known to emit a foul odor of human fecal matter and cause extreme and even painful discomfort when walking, running and especially biking. b-tt rust is not only a human malady but is most common in and among other bipedal or quadrupedal mammals whose legs come together near the exterior of the -n-s to form a crevice or fissure of the body perfect for the formation of said ailment. b-tt dust can often be embarr-ssing as it can appear in your undergarments as skid marks, it can leave behind b-tt dust (see b-tt dust definition), or it can cause grief and later chafing when one is expecting to expect b-tt s-x. the only sure fire ways to rid oneself of b-tt rust is to clean between the b-ttocks thoroughly and regularly and to perform extra in depth wipes after leaving a deposit in the porcelain pot.
“after not bathing for a few days i was washing my tush in the shower when i noticed the water turned an orange/brown color which must have been from my b-tt rust.”
“i was going down on tammy the other day when i accidentally licked her -n-s and she had b-tt rust there!!”
“i didn’t know what to expect when having b-tt s-x but i knew i needed to take care of my b-tt rust before the main event.”
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