butt schmear
when a dog scoots it’s b-tt across the floor in order to excrete it’s -n-l glands often leaving a residue of poo in it’s wake…
my dog willis b-tt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the sh-t left behind…it was gross.
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