Butt Sneeze

a forcefully-ejected fart , but may sometimes be accompanied by b-tt gravy , which will be -ss vomit .
fool–ss sucka: d-mn, son, what is that stizzench?
sucka–ss fool: i ates me some grits this mo’nin’ and had me a b-tt sneeze.
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a.k.a. sneeze-b-tt, -ss-sneeze, -sschoo

a b-tt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the r-ct-m. the ‘sneeze’ is often mistaken for flatulence due to it’s sound and pungent odor.

despite it’s rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say “bless you” after a b-tt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular sneeze.

the late father y. a. nire had the following words on this matter:

“in the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. so, by saying ‘bless you’, the soul was returned to the body. religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the -n-s – for example: excrement. however, divine things enter the -n-s – such as, my p-n-s into a supermodel. since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the -n-s. therefore, one does not need to say “bless you”.
-ss: pfffffffffpsssssssssboom!
you: oh sh-t, i just had a b-tt sneeze
any kind of farting.
girls never b-tt-sneeze in front of their boyfriends unless they’ve been together for a long time.
a fart, particuarly the loud whistling kind.
also, the same as an -sshat
“g-d you are such a b-ttsneeze!”