butt squank


adj. usually a sweaty smear or -ss print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. used as an insult. also squank, squanky,squanked. may be spelled skw-nk.
1. nervous, jim left an enourmous b-tt squank on trisha’s new velvet chair.

2. the intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we’d leave our seats squanky.

3. i thought you were just a d-ck, but you’re a b-tt squank as well.

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