Butt-Stabbing Bandit
the name is quite self-explanatory, but don’t let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the b-tt-stabbing bandit. he is a ferocious monster that crawled out of h-ll itself, hungering for one thing; b-tt-related injuries.
if you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature t-st-cl-s up your b-m. now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. if you are a woman, well, i don’t know how to relate it to you. so just imagine something really bad up your b-tt. like childbirth! that’s it, imagine you are giving birth in your -ss. but…it reverses, i guess. whatever.
this is the dark reality of few americans. this occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. the side effects of an attack by the b-tt-stabbing bandit include:
-bleeding (duh)
-crying
-feeling of extreme pain
-loss of bowel control (eww)
-nightmares
-depressing
-rage
-more crying
-anxiety
note: one of the main results of an -ssault by the b-tt-stabbing bandit results in the possible change in s-xuality. the first stab changes you to the s-xuality opposite from your original one. the second changes you back. and so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.
guy 1: dude, what happened to you? we haven’t seen you in weeks! i called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
guy 2: nothing, man, nothing. -starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his -ss-region.
guy 1: what’s up with your -ss, man?
guy 2: i was.. i got attacked by the b-tt-stabbing bandit, okay?!? happy now?
guy 1: holy sh-t, dude… i had no idea. i’m sorry, like, i don’t know what to say.
guy 2: just go, man. -dark black and white flashback of attack- -tear roles down cheek-
guy 1: you okay?
guy 2: just go….
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