a b-tt tart is when you eat someone’s shat out pop tart.
you will eat my b-tt tart and you will like it because in a past life it was a pop tart.
- relationship promotion
a relationship promotion is where your wife/girlfriend gives you incentives for being loyal to her. for example, she will let you have s-x with her instead of kissing. allison gave kevin a relationship promotion for being loyal to her.
- clara magnus
the best most beautiful girl you will ever meet she loves animals and friendships and traveling and has 3 cats and a guinea pig she has the best dirtiest sense of humor ever!!! wow she is such a clara magnus
someone that i’ll always love yeah bro, i’m just not over her she’s a stial..
- the sean connery
when you are having s-x with your partner and you say “that’s not what your mother said!” over and over and when you plan to finish you have to say ” don’t you wanna see what i’m gonna wager?” (in a sean connery scottish accent) my girlfriend and her husband did the sean connery last […]
- toby girl
an amzing friend bomb.com name autocorrects to tony a lot v stubborn but an over all cool cat ilyyyyy toby girl: hi spam: hey i like ur face gracie: go count a goat spamul