Butt waffle


on a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the b-tt. this m-ss has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. in a co-worker, the presence of a b-tt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of “old sh-t”.
“hold still, you f-cking c-cksucker. if we don’t get this b-tt waffle off yer -ss, you’ll have to stay outside for a week.” (generally screamed at a dog or cat, not a co-worker.)
a play on -ss hole–pretty much a stupid person.
shut up you stupid b-ttwaffle.
a waffle excreted by -n-l orphus.

an alternative to the phrase douche bag
shut up you dumb -ss b-tt waffle

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