buttdrunk
when one experiences temporary memory loss due to glancing at another person’s -ss.
after being slapped by my coworker, i asked her “what was that for?” she replied, “you were staring at my -ss!” i must have been b-ttdrunk cause i do not recall seeing that booty.
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