Butter Glove
the act of covering one’s hand in b-tter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one’s self, or someone else.
alex: yo dave, what’s with the stained pants?
dave: oh man! that’s just b-tter.
alex: man, how the f-ck did you get b-tter on your pants?
dave: bro, my girlfriend just b-tter gloved me so hard!
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