Butter Knife

“ghetto screwdriver”

“alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka and inexpensive orange drink (sunny delight, tampico, orange kool aid)”
“peanut, bring your daddy a b-tter knife, and use the good popov in the freezer!”
sneaking up behind someone and rubbing the thumb-side of ones hand in a smooth upward motion between said person’s b-tt crack.
i b-tterknifed your mom.
a b-tter knife is a knife made from b-tter. as knives go it’s pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

waaaay back before the bronze age, there is no evidence of b-tter implements being used. however, we are sure that the cavemen used b-tter knives of a rudimentary design. unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient b-tter knives to melt. all that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. i wish people would stop warming thier bl–dy globals, it’s causing untold damage.

we do know that the neanderthals used b-tter spears to kill their prey, and b-tter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. evidence for this has been found in the european b-tter mountains.
how to make a b-tter knife:

take some fresh dairy b-tter and sharpen the b-tter until razor sharp. keep in the fridge.
another name for a 1-iron golf club.
tiger used to be able to crush the old b-tterknife. now he can’t hit it to save his life.
a word that we tried to look up on definithing while we were high.
nathan! -snaps fingers- look up b-tter…. knife.
a move preformed when jumping into a pool. no specific movement involved, rather flailing of the limbs, and yelling “b-tterknife!!”. originally created as a subdivision of the manuver the jack knife.
austin busted a sick -ss b-tterknife!
utensil used to pretend to kill yourself
i’m gonna end my life..gotta go find a b-tterknife…cut…cut…cut…drip…drip…drip…bleeding…moans….thud…hits the floor dead! all because of a b-tterknife i am dead!!!