Butter Lettuce
lettuce with a slightly sweet and b-ttery flavour.
characteristics:
– soft, loose head
– thick leaves
– evenly green
– tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves
beth, a character in the webseries bravest warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of b-tter lettuce, and is seen in the episode “b-tter lettuce (ep. 3 season 1)” fantasizing about b-tter lettuce in the holo-jon.
guy 1: what the h-ll is b-tter lettuce?
guy 2: lettuce that tastes of b-tter. what else, dude?
guy 1: no sh-t. have you actually tried it?
guy 2: nah, but i’ve seen it on bravest warriors.
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