butter my tenderloaf
the act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. common items used in b-ttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (b-tter, olive oil, crisco, bacon grease, pam cooking spray), the freaky (hersey’s chocolate syrup, egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).
it sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that b-tch sure does know how to b-tter my tenderloaf… not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can’t even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!
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