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1. an exceptionally obese person who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of b-tter bacon wrapped or not.

2. also used as a term to define rather large, angry and frightening obese peoples
wow, lowtax is quite the b-tter troll!
a woman whose diet consists of lard. makes sounds like “blarg.” they also like ham, and are really fat and disgusting, but dont seem to understand their current state.
omg u f-cked a b-tter troll lol f-g
an extra large and ugly female who wants you in bed.
that b-tch who was h-tting on you was a total b-ttertroll.
a woman who is so fat that there is a very good chance that when she sweats; she sweats b-tter.

friend: where did you go last night after the bar? i looked all over for you.

you: man i had beer goggles and woke up next to this b-ttertroll!
male version:

friend: where did you go last night after the bar? i looked all over for you.

you: man i had beer goggles and woke up next to this b-ttertroll!

or

female version:

friend: girl who does she think she is?

you: i don’t know but she ain’t nothin but a b-ttertroll
a female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as “angel”, “hottie”, or “too cute”. often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.
jay: “hey paco, look at that b-tter troll coming down the street.”

paco: “yeah, why don’t you go ask for her phone number?”
a corpulent sort of male or female that regularly wears large, velvety pants pr-ne to splitting, even tho on a normal sized -ss they would look as if one were wearing some sort of tent.
“dude, hide your curly fries, b-ttertroll on you six.”
a fat goth.

the origin of the b-tter troll is unknown. maybe they resort to wearing all black because it believed to be a slimming color. or maybe they are just depressed due to their obesity, thus turning to gothdom. no one knows…
dude, did you just see that b-tter troll p-ss by?

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