butter tutter
quite often a m-ssive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. their diet consists of b-tter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (hah just kidding. that would never happen.) they also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because ‘b-tter tutters themselves are unappealing.
joey: hey mark? have you ever encountered a b-tter tutter before?
mark: i’ve fought them before, yes.
joey: how do you defeat them?
mark: that’s easy . you either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
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