butter your muffin
the act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your c-m on the outside of a woman’s v-g-n-.
don’t worry, i will pull out and b-tter your m-ffin.
2 more definitions
1. to take a tasty m-ffin snack and apply b-tter. quite why it needs b-tter is anyone’s guess
2. to j-zz liberally over a girl’s br–sts (m-ffins)
“did you get anywhere with katy last night?” “yeah, i gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if i could b-tter your m-ffins.”
these words are typically used to refer to unprotected s-x. thus b-ttering the m-ffin.
guy: would you like me to b-tter your m-ffin?
girl: my m-ffin is b-ttered enough thanks.
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