Butterboarding


verb – a commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified b-tter instead of water. this process is very popular with kentucky fried chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of colonel sander’s seven secret spices.
chickens at the kfc plant go through approximately 20 minutes of b-tterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.

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