buttered her muffin
to no longer be a virgin. mentioned in mean girls by jason
i b-ttered her m-ffin yeaterday and she got aids (oops!)
is your m-ffin b-ttered? would you like us to -ssign someone to b-tter your m-ffin?
to stuff her girl’s v-g-n- with half a stick of b-tter. then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. after this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted b-tter.
when your mouth is filled with b-tter (and maby c-m…or blood if it’s her period), oper her b-m up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted b-tter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. this will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your p-n-s into her -ss…
“my sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the b-tter, so he b-ttered her m-ffin, and then when i gave him a bl-wj-b afterwards it tasted like b-tter and farts.”
“in home ec. …my friend… let the teacher b-tter her m-ffin so i…i mean my friend… wouldn’t fail, but i’m worried because the cl-ss thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err…her… v-g-n-, but it was just an alergic reaction to the b-tter.” ~me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
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