Buttered Onions
the result of a s-xual act, in which a man’s t-st-cl-s are inserted into an -n-s, which are then pushed out, most commonly via flatulence or defecation.
we both got bored with her just fondling my b-lls, so we’ve amped things up by her giving me b-ttered onions!
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-ssume the b-tterfly position in yoga and perform -n-l s-x sounds like she is into b-tterfly b-tts-x
- Buttstruck
to be so infatuated with someone that it interferes with one’s sanity. as soon as denise walked into the auditorium, john forgot all of his lines and stared at her with this crazy look in his eye. i’ve seen his notebook, there are hundreds of dirty drawings of her. the man is clearly b-ttstruck.
- calm beer
having a drink after an overly eventful night after the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.
- Canadian Baby Shower
a tradition in the great white north where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with. a celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash. it’s a canadian baby shower, eh!
- Cattleist
a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef. person 1: “i hope sara won’t be at your party. she always makes me talk to people i’m beefin’ with.” person 2: “ugh, i know! she’s such a cattleist.”