butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
it was you who dropped it, b-tterfingers.
someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. someone who can’t hold anything without dropping it. can be used as an insult.
great. you dropped the vase. nice going, b-tter fingers.
when your wiping your -ss with toilet paper, and your finger breaks through and slides across. creating this brown finger wrapped in toilet paper.
b-tterfinger candy bar, with wrapper pulled down.
when an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. normally used in cricket.
how could you drop that you b-tterfingers!
a. that delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut b-tter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
1)it sticks to your teeth
2)comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)promoted for years by cartoon icon bart simpson.the commercial would have homer simpson trying in some desperate way to get the b-tterfinger bar…but was always too stupid. bart would then say
“no one can lay a finger on my b-tterfinger” or something.
“hey look, a b-tterfinger…it’s so delicious and yellow–don’t lay a finger on it, it’s mine”
i dunno, what example can i give, dumb-ss?
when a boys gets his girl’s v-g-n-l juices on his fingers when he fingers her.
(after the petting session)
boy: oh, yes!!!

girl: what? was it bad?

boy: h-ll no!!! i just got a b-tterfinger!!!
n. a candy bar consisting of layers of brittle sweet heaven. best when put in a dary-queen blizard.

nutrition facts
serving size 1 bar (60 g)
servings per container 1

amount per serving
calories 270 calories from fat 100

% daily value*
total fat 11 g 17%
saturated fat 6 g 28%
trans fat 0 g
cholesterol 0 mg 0%
sodium 135 mg 6%
total carbohydrate 43 g 14%
dietary fiber 1 g 4%
sugars 29 g
protein 4 g
vitamin a 0% * vitamin c 0%
calcium 2% * iron 2%
* percent daily values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs:
calories: 2,000 2,500
total fat less than 65 g 80 g
sat fat less than 20 g 25 g
cholesterol less than 300 mg 300 mg
sodium less than 2,400 mg 2,400 mg
total carbohydrate 300 g 375 g
dietary fiber 25 g 30 g

“hey that b-tter finger isnt free ya know?”
“hey that b-tter finger isnt free ya know?”