Butterfly Boy


the guy you meet online dating who after only one date sends way too many amorous text messages and emails with animated b-tterfly emoticons. if allowed to continue, he will most definitely become a bonafide stalker.
guy: hey, how was your date last night?

girl: omg! he turned out to be a total b-tterfly boy! he texted me that he had “b-tterflies in his stomach” and then sent me an email with animated b-tterfly emoticons! now he wants to take me to the b-tterfly exhibit at the museum of science! help! make it stop!

guy: you tell him to take his -rs-nal of b-tterfly emoticons and shove them right up his a$$!!!

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