Butterfly collector
a person that treats people like b-tterfly specimens…they collect them, pin them down, -n-lyse them…and keep them for their own amus-m-nt and personal gain..each specimen has a usage phylum..not to be confused with the social b-tterfly..they are harmless..the collector is deadly!
the initial entrapment is a deep manipulation ,snared and showered with devotion and praise until they are firmly in the case and in position to be pinned … often mildly drugged and stroked with mittens till in a mild soporific trance .. caught like a fly in a spider’s web ….. then kept to be prodded, poked and meddled with … and then always lacking and inferior and suddenly out of vogue ……coz
ohhhhhhh there ‘s a new b-tterfly!
oooo that sally is a right b-tterfly collector!
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