Buttering the Crumpets
when you c-m while p–ping at the same time and the c-m is spread on the p–p before it hits the water. the p-n-s may also be used as a b-ttering knife.
yo’ derek what are you going to do later?
probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to b-tter the crumpets again.
what? yo, b-ttering the crumpets is easier when you don’t drink.
to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n onto a partners -n-s
after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed b-ttering the crumpet
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