buttermilk seahorse


a b-ttermilk seahorse is an act where a man -j-c-l-t-s inside of another person’s -n-s cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the s-m-n back out. optionally the couple will french kiss afterwards.
did you give her a b-ttermilk seahorse last night?

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