butternut
a small round nut dipped several times in b-tter. eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (mrs. hose).
b-tternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the b-tternut candy bar…1 stick of b-tter with large b-tter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
she dipped her husbands small genitals in b-tternut sauce before she licked them clean.
you little sh-t, give me my god d-mn b-tter nuts before i f-cken cream my jeans and f-cken eat your -ss out.
mrs. hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable b-tter nut.
and one final example!
mrs hose bathed in the b-tter nut as she squirted b-tternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
16 more definitions
an outcry of displeasure uttered by a gay man or just a very feminine man
gay man drops a plate and then says “oh b-tternuts”
a b-tter nut is someone who likes to do your b-tchwork for you.
the name comes from tom , the original b-tter nuts
“hey you going to get that sh-t?”
“nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent b-tter nut(s)”
“haha, what a f-cking b-tch”
a man who cannot keep his load, or, in other words, c-ms too soon.
april: “last night i had s-x with charles, it ended too fast..”
janis: “wow, he’s such a b-tternut.”
to describe a hot chick that is actually a dude.
that chick is hot, b-tter nuts.
to have nuts {t-st-cl-s} that melt in your mouth like b-tter.
mmmm jeremiah is a b-tternut!
the “safe word”
from victorious tv show.
“alright remember the safe word..is b-tternut..”
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