Butterpumpkin
a relatively pathetic individual who makes failed and often hilarious attempts at being tough. often manifests as an overly arrogant individual with no real reason for said confidence.
b-tterpumpkin: i’m so tough, i just bought creatine.
normal person: what a tuff guy, b-tterpumpkin.
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