Butterscotch Sundae
when a man takes a woman out to dairy queen, orders a hamburger, and eats with laxitives. he orders the female a chocolate ice cream sundae, and when she is done, the male p–ps into the cup, and they eat it with spoons like a “b-tterscotch sundae”
examples –
“boy beau, you should have seen the size of this b-tterscotch sundae that twyla and i ate last night”
“man i hate that couple, i wish they eat a b-tterscotch sundae and die!”
employee: welcome to dairy queen, may i take your order?”
customer: “i’ll have a b-tterscotch sundae please.”
employee: “sure thing!”
customer “what the f-ck are you doing??!!”
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