Buttfuckistan
a mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. it is not unlike b-ttf-ck egypt, b-ttf-ck idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. it is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. you are always an outsider in b-ttf-ckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. sometimes you can find a mcdonalds there.
that smell…it’s like burning rubber mixed with cow dung…are we in b-ttf-ckistan?
i got an email telling me i can make $450,000 in two months. all i have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the royal emir of b-ttf-ckistan.
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