butthole high-dive
to dive or take a leap toward ones -n-s for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. figuratively or actually. more so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
i feel that i’m just standing in line for a b-tthole high-dive in the army at times.
josh, why did you have to b-tthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
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