butthole shielding
when you squeeze your -sscheeks together to protect your b-tthole. a person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:
1) to hold in a t-rd when you really have to take a sh-t
2) protect yourself from b-tt rape
person 1: why is carly walking so funny? i bet she had -n-l for the first time last night and her -sshole hurts! wh-r-!
person 2: it looks like she is actually b-tthole shielding. i bet she has diarrhea.
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