buttle kotex
pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between b-ttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off ‘tock chaf’ (i.a. irritated -sshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to ‘laboratory clean oneself’ no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; b-tt hole, tight ‘tocks
sh-t! thought pontius, this is going to call for a b-ttle kotex!!
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