buttlickian
someone who licks b-tts, also known as a ‘b-ttlick’
lol ur a b-ttlickian…
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missed something that came back to bite ya in the -ss thanks to gordie who f-cked up a lot the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something “well f-ck me silly with a telephone pole”
- Fuck Sandwhich
when you have s-x with a girl then have s-x with her best friend then after that you have s-x with the original girl. “yo, i f-cked this girl jillian, and then afterword i f-cked her best friend tiana… a couple of months later i f-cked jillian again. yea thats a f-ck sandwhich.
- Compenschlong
the act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your d-ck. jake: “i just bought a huge dodge ram!” dave: “total compenschl-ng” zach: “that guy just bought a footlong hotdog. total compenschl-ng.” dan: “check out my new 80″ tv!” josh: “#compenschl-nging”
- Consta-boner
when a man has a b-n-r he just can’t satisfy, or one that keeps coming back, usually a side effect of too much v–gr-, or seeing my face. “man, i took too much v–gr-, and she’s been here nonstop for about a week, total consta-b-n-r!”
- contage
the verb form of the adjective contagious. “i’m sorry you have the flu. just don’t contage me!!” a montage/collection of condoms. you can choose from my contage collection.