Compenschlong


the act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your d-ck.
jake: “i just bought a huge dodge ram!”
dave: “total compenschl-ng”

zach: “that guy just bought a footlong hotdog. total compenschl-ng.”

dan: “check out my new 80″ tv!”
josh: “#compenschl-nging”

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