buttolph
uncommon last name originating form england. often turned into “b-tt-loft” or mispr-nounced in a variety of other ways. only cool people have this name.
telemarketer: “is mr. or mrs. b-ttloft there?”
me: “its b-ttolph”
telemarketer” “b-ttloaf?”
me: “b-ttolph”
telemarketer: “b-ttelf?”
me: -click-
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