button-basher
1. someone who randomly or vigorously presses or ‘bashes’ b-ttons, especially those of video game controllers. see: b-tton-bashing.
2. a video game where the gameplay descends into the mindless random, or repeated, pressing of a b-tton or b-ttons. see: b-tton-bashing.
3. a fighting (video) game, such as virtua fighter, soulcalibur or tekken, etc.
“i’m not playing tekken with you because it’s just a mindless b-tton-basher. plus, you’re gay.”
those who are under the illusion that bashing b-ttons on a cd player whilst playing electronic dance music has a better sound quality, crowd response and appeal than using a proper musical instrument like a turntable.
theres too many b-tton bashers and not enough real djs nowadays.
a mobile phone or just some thing that you can call someone on, h-ll it could even be two cans on a piece of string
oi blud slap me the b-tton basher!
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