Button Burn
occurs when you take a pair of jeans just out of the dryer, and put them on. the hot metal b-tton painfully singes the surface of your skin hence the name b-tton burn.
dude i was late for a dinner date, and had no clean pair of jeans. i tossed a pair in the dryer to freshen them up i put them on on the way out the door and got a bad case of b-tton burn.
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