Button Butter
waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of lard like substance reeking of wet band aids and buffalo sauce. often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the obese species.
one day upon exiting the shower, i observed a large gob of hairey b-tton b-tter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly b-tton, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells like wet band aids and burnt vinegar.
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