Button Scar Willy
this happens when the victim stands up after sitting around a campfire for awhile with b-tton fly jeans. the heat in the metal of the b-ttons well you know……….. it burns scars on your d-ck.
man when we were camping last weekend joe got a b-tton scar w-lly.
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