buttonsloth
a creature that lives in innis, who, while sitting at tim horton’s for at least 2 hours, spends all of the time slowly b-ttoning and unb-ttoning up it’s coat while staring into sp-ce.
it is not common to witness a b-ttonsloth drooling while performing this act.
most b-ttonsloths are usually well dressed, apart from occasional sweatpants. when afraid, they make high pitched squeaky noises that remind you of elephant -rg-sm.
yo, look at ramon, he’s a b-ttonsloth! he’s high as a m——f-ker!
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