the -n-l sphincter
see also -rs-ring and -ssring
angie shouted when pete’s gigantic d-ck forced her b-ttring.
the dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, ‘oh, sorry darling, i didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that’s my b-tt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.
the sound it makes when a guy f-cks a girl up the hiney, slips a cell phone in there, and then has somebody call it. the b-ttf-cked girl is usually confused about what is going on.
soon after mindy staggered out of the frat house bathroom, we heard the b-ttring. we knew that she’d given up her p–per even before she could tell that the sound was coming from inside her guts.
a nickname for acer, inc. a taiwanese-based computer manufacture well known for making poorly constructed, unreliable pcs with terrible after sales service. you should have bought a dell instead of that sh-tty gaycer haha
cartoonist, cartoons -the ink-based work of an ill-strator. comes from the personal experience of cartoonist scott hart being ridiculed by cl-ssmates over his name… variations on which included “snot fart” and “sqwat farts”. later in life, working under the nom de plume “t. s. hart” squidfartz became the name of both the t-tle and the […]
book-smart person with no common sense whatsoever look at that geni-ss…he’s got a 5.0 gpa but he still can’t boil water! geni-ss is the total opposite of genius, plain and simple. someone or something very stupid. – “how did she find out?” – “i don’t know, but i think inadvertently i may have told her” […]
- geo bachelor
a married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour. rodger is a geo bachelor while he’s stationed in hawaii and his wife is back home.
something that sounds good that isn’t. 1. it’s like a walk through a field of roses. (roses have thorns and would cut you) 2. it’s like laying on a cloud. (you would fall through a cloud and die) 3. it’s like drowning in ice cream. (drowning would kill you) geonism