Buttrumpet


a person or person’s -ss predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the -n-l regions. usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
see also ‘magical b-ttrumpet’.
‘man, i got mad b-ttrumpet today, must be the beans’
‘you’ve allways got b-ttrumpet stinkhead!’
1 more definition
to but trumpet someone is to blow through their -n-s and giv them a hand job at the same time, may also be said “to trumpet someone”
“that dirty b-st-rd tried to give me a but trumpet”

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