Buttsecular


a way to get out of the hole you dig yourself into when you walk up behind someone and start to say suprise b-ttsecks and they turn around halfway through. this is where you change the words “b-ttsecks” to “b-ttsecular” thusly stopping them from punching you.
me: (walking up behind someone) suprise b-tt…
them: (turns around)
me: …b-ttsecular… (walks away)

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