butzed


/verb, transitive/ to hit the living cr-p out of a softball, preferably (and almost exclusively) to the right side. bonus points if the ball travels as far as the very first “butzed” ball, which is, of course, menoken grove. in modern usage, the ball must travel at least 412 feet to qualify as being sufficiently “butzed.” wind aided homers, illegal bat aided homers, and home runs that exceed the team limit do not count, as that is not at all how the word originated.
hot chick in stands: “omg, did you see that?! he totally butzed the sh-t out of that ball!”

guy: “b-tch please, that thing didn’t even crack 350′. google earth that trash and get back to me.”

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