buy me honda, I love you no shit


type of marriage proposal used by filipina women to western men. implies endless s-x and balut in exchange for a house in manila mesa, ca and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
patron: get a san miguel please.

bargirl: oh hot daddio, buy me honda, i love you no sh-t!

patron: just beer, thanks.

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